Eavesdropping In: Rihanna Unfollows Chris Brown For "Rapping"; Roscoe’s Names Menu Item After Obama; Time Magazine’s Creepy Breastfeeding…

It wasn’t that whole brutal beating incident, his proneness to violent temper tantrums or that he’s in general a shameless imbecile that pushed Rihanna to unfollow ex Chris Brown on Twitter. It was his incredible delusion that he could rap. She stopped following him after he tweeted a link to his new freestyle remix of Kanye West’s “Way Too Cold” in which she perceived diss in his “rap” lyrics

Eavesdropping In: More Male Masseurs In Travolta Sexual Assault Suit; Married Against Me! Frontman Becoming A Woman; Sofia Vergara Is Now Single; TSA…

Okorie Okorocha, the lawyer for the first and now a second male masseur who’s filed a sexual battery and assault lawsuit against John Travolta also claiming the actor grabbed his penis and then masturbated during a massage session, says there are still more masseur victims who will join the lawsuit.

Eavesdropping In: BREAKING–Jessica Simpson Gives Birth At Last; May Day To Cause Major L.A. Travel Delays; Top Chefs Fight CA Foie Gras Ban; Courtney…

BREAKING: After gaining one and a half Olsen twins in baby weight during the longest, most confounding pregnancy in recorded history, Jessica Simpson has FINALLY popped that baby out for real this time, a healthy girl they named Maxwell Drew Johnson weighing 9 pounds and 13 ounces.

Eavesdropping In: Suspicious Death Of 25-Year-Old Malibu Woman; Kanye Can’t Keep His Balenciaga Pants On In Public; Justin Bieber Album Cover…

Authorities say there are suspicious circumstances surrounding the death of 25-year-old Katie Wilkins, whose body was found dead in the garage of her parents Malibu home on Saturday, cause of death still under investigation. [ KTLA ] Even while wearing a belt, Kanye West literally has issues keeping his leather Balenciaga pants on which fell considerably south of his nether regions exposing his manties and man thighs as he tried hoisting them back up while walking into a Manhattan restaurant for dinner with Kim Kardashian. [ HuffPo ] Stop whatever you’re doing, we have a Justin Bieber album cover update.

Eavesdropping In: Dr. Claims He Found The Real G Spot; Jack White Is Now A Member Of The Disney Fam; ‘People’ Crowns Beyonce World’s Most Beautiful…

Eureka! : Dr. Adam Ostrzenski claims he has located that long sought after, mythical area of the female body known as the almighty G spot, the special place said to trigger the lady O-face, despite the medical community’s skepticism in his findings.

Eavesdropping In: Watch Cornrowed James Franco Lip Sync Selena Gomez; 300lb Bear In L.A. Backyard; Miss Universe Allows Transgenders Now; Madonna’s…

Enjoy this photo of James Franco as a white, shirtless, grill-sporting, cornrowed rapper Riff Raff ready to make it rain as he films Spring Breakers , costarring Selena Gomez, and then watch him in all his cornrowed glory lip sync to her “Love You Like A Love Song” in a personal video he posted just posted.

Eavesdropping In: Bobby Brown’s Noon DUI; Lottery Jackpot Hits $363 Mil; Geraldo Says Sorry; Dennis Rodman "Broke," "Extremely…

Troubled singer and Whitney Houston ex-husband Bobby Brown arrested, gets a DUI for driving with a blood alcohol content over the .08 legal limit while cruising around Reseda yesterday around noon. [ TMZ ] Tickets will be available for purchase until 7:45pm for the multi-state Mega Millions lottery jackpot, whose winning tickets have not been sold yet as of this morning, estimated to be roughly $363 million, the third largest in the history of the lottery’s jackpots. [ KABC ] Geraldo Rivera issues a public apology for his completely outrageous, inflammatory comments on the Trayvon Martin shooting wherein he claimed the black teenage victim was partly responsible for his own death for wearing a hoodie.

Eavesdropping In: Man Beaten To Death Outside Malibu Restaurant; L.A.’s Richest Man Joins Dodgers Bid Group; Apple’s Plans For $100 Billion Cash…

A dishwasher at Guido’s Malibu in the posh Cross Creek shopping center is brutally beaten to death last night while taking out the trash behind the restaurant. [ KABC ] Magic Johnson’s bid group has some steep competition now that L.A.’s richest man, biotech investor Patrick Soon-Shiong, is part of Steven Cohen’s Dodgers bid group to buy the franchise from Frank McCourt. [ LATimes ] Apple announces the intentions for its hefty $100 billion cash hoard: to pay a $2.65 per share dividend to investors and a share buyback program

Eavesdropping In: Whitney Houston NJ Funeral Planned For Saturday; Animal Kingdom Also Likes To Kiss On Valentine’s Day; WA State Legalizes Gay…

Whitney Houston’s funeral will be held on Saturday in a very private, invite-only service at the late singer’s childhood church in Newark, New Jersey where she grew up singing with cousin Dionne Warwick. [ TMZ ] The Huffington Post was kind enough to put together this collection of videos demonstrating how not only human couples, but also animal kingdom sweethearts like to kiss, too, just for Valentine’s Day.

Eavesdropping In: Topless Women Protest Hockey; Amar’e Stoudemire Brother Killed In Car Crash; Giants Beat Patriots In 2012 Super Bowl; M.I.A. Flips…

Feminist organization FEMEN stages a topless protest in Zurich, Switzerland’s freezing temperatures to oppose the International Ice Hockey Federation’s decision to host the 2014 Hockey World Cup in Minsk, Belarus. [ HuffPo ] 35-year-old big brother of NY Knicks’ Amar’e Stoudemire, Hazell Stoudemire, is killed in a car accident this morning in Florida. [ TMZ ] Eli Manning leads the New York Giants to victory over the New England Patriots in the 2012 Super Bowl.