Twitteriffic Tweets: On "Fly" Weddings, Lakers, L.A. Love, Bardot Tonight, & Tweeting From Jail

@Joshmadden My handsome pal @ robbiebellon needs a “fly” wedding date for June 5th… He used the word “fly” not me… don't judge him on his vocabulary. 23 minutes ago via web – @trvsbrkr *My album is scheduled 2 droooooooop in September! about 2 hours ago via web – @PerezHilton @ lindsaylohan There won't be any Tweeting in jail! #Truth 1 minute ago via UberTwitter in reply to lindsaylohan – @StoneRokk Dear @ rick_rude_ & @ JustJackLA , when you sleep, someone else is getting UR money. Also, when you sleep, youre not helping me as you promised about 2 hours ago via UberTwitter – @bjpandabear I'm gonna get super cray with @ anasays @ MylesHendrik @ AJTWEETS at la boum at Bardot password BELLS about 2 hours ago via Echofon @elizadushku Lakers game tonight w/ my hunny, my bros

Twitteriffic Tweets: On Tanning, DJ Rivalry, Jessica Simpson’s Literacy, Bay City’s, & "Italian Stallions"

@peaches_g lounging in the boiling la sun with @ kirstyinsanity someone stage a tantervention were getting lobster-fied up in here! 7 minutes ago via UberTwitter – @StoneRokk Based on the info in your tweet, its obvious the music will be better at @ LasPalmasNights RT @ xandertarigo : Drai's tonight with DJ Cobra! 29 minutes ago via UberTwitter – @happycali Jessica Simpson reads? Really? You couldn't find anyone better, Kindle/Amazon?

Twitteriffic Tweets: Everyone’s Getting Amped For Cinco De Mayo

@whitneyEVEport OMG!! I love choco taco's.

Twitteriffic Tweets: Sam Ronson’s At Teddy’s Tonight, Dirt Nasty’s On His Way Back Here, Ashton Kutcher’s At An Overpriced Hotel, And Joel McHale’s By…

@samantharonson Dj'ing at teddy's tonight- should be a full on family affair. i've got @ iamMarkRonson and @ cjronson in town. 7 minutes ago via web – @aplusk Just ordered a vodka tonic at my hotel and got a bill for $20.

Twitteriffic Tweets: On Hooked On Phonics, TGIF, Courtney Love, American Girls, Pervs, And Thomas The Tank Engine

@StoneRokk Time for hooked on phonics RT @ stlouisgogo : #time2muv RT @ StoneRokk : 2wks ago RT @ stlouisgogo : When the F does it get warm hre? 1 minute ago via UberTwitter – @aliwise i wake up so early in LA ! I've been up since 6am and have no blackberry no phone no car – that is a SIGN of a fun late nite! about 1 hour ago via web – @LHearst TGIF, riiight?! What to do… Home Depot, The Grove, Best Buy…. and @ remyinheaven birthday dinner!! xo |:^} 1 minute ago via web – @diablocody Seeing @ CourtneyLoveUK perform with Hole tonight.

Twitteriffic Tweets: On Movie Premieres, Jermaine Stewart, The Slate vs. The Ipad, Dixie Cups, And Driving While Texting

@roxyolin At premiere of “Waiting for Forever” with Rachel Bilson, Blythe Danner …very excited! 12 minutes ago via UberTwitter – @samantharonson http://twitpic.com/1e5e8f – I'm pretty sure Jermaine Stewart wrote “We don't have to take our clothes off” for this couple. 43 minutes ago via TwitPic @aplusk Very interested to see how the Slate competes with the iPad, I like that it has a camera http://bit.ly/9MdkNr about 1 hour ago via Brizzly @StoneRokk When the Dixie Cups sing the hook of “Iko Iko”, are they saying “jack him off”? Cause that would be rad about 1 hour ago via UberTwitter @stephaniepratt Just cried-saw my new handbag collection nearly completed!!! I can't believe my dream is coming true!!!! Thank you God!! I'm so emotional!!! about 1 hour ago via UberTwitter @KristinCav I'm getting burned sitting in traffic with my top down…and I guess breaking the law by texting about it :p about 1 hour ago via UberTwitter