While her sister is keeping herself busy with routine visits to courthouses, jails, shoplifting education classes , collecting bail bondsmen contacts on speed dial, and cleaning morgues , Ali Lohan is making her foray into modeling, and just scored her first cover deal with Fault Magazine .
According to witnesses, Mark Zuckerberg and Sean Parker got into a heated screaming match outside The Beverly over the Facebook-Spotify partnership recently (probably the same weekend they were spotted at Paul & Andre? ), but Parker made sure to leave a $5,000 tip before leaving the club. Nerd drama! [ Post ] Due to her failure to appear at 9 scheduled visits at the Downtown Women’s Center for court-ordered community service, Lindsay Lohan has been kicked out of the program
By now, we’ve all read about the whole kerfuffle between legendary date rapist guido Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and legendary date rape lacrosse bro outfitters Abercrombie & Fitch. Despite a seemingly shared mutual interest, Abercrombie took the unique step of offering to pay Sitch and his fellow “Jersey Shore” cast members to not wear A&F clothing on the show anymore, a fleetingly clever PR stunt that’s somewhat undercut by certain other Abercrombie products
[Lindsay Lohan by Tyler Shields via ] A photo of a knife wielding Lindsay Lohan in a bra, blood dripping down her mouth, smeared on her body and splattered across the white wall background: just the product of another day of shooting with L.A.’s Tyler Shields , NBD. After all, this is the same photographer who had a major art opening that counted fully-naked dancing girls among the guests and featured a stunt wherein Shields shot (as in, with a gun) a guard in the chest. By now you’ve probably become familiar with the edgy photographer’s work which usually features young up-and-coming Hollywood talent engaged in sexually-charged, and often violent scenes like this
via hamptons.guestofaguest.com : Lindsay Lohan isn’t letting that pesky house arrest, emergency court hearings, or drug/alcohol tests get in the way of what’s important—she’s got a birthday to plan! Watch out, Hamptons, because it seems Lindsay’s heading your way to do the big 2-5. MORE> >
Another Lindsay Lohan court appearance, this time for a positive alcohol test that the Probation Department felt was in violation of her house arrest probation, means many things: for the media, another chance to fuel up the helicopter to film her driving home , for Jay Leno, three more nights of hacky, stale material. And for us, a chance to examine what we know is really the most important part of all of this: her courtroom outfits. Because as we all know, Lindsay’s success or failure in court completely depends on outfit quality
Former Boston mob boss James “Whitey” Bulger on the run since 1994 as one the FBI’s most wanted for over 15 years arrested, found living a normal, open life with girlfriend on 3rd Street in Santa Monica. [ LATimes ] President Obama announces Afghanistan troop withdrawal plans, 5,000 to return this summer, another 5,000 by the end of 2011, another 20,000 to return by September 2012, leaving 70,000 troops in the region
LAPD and FBI agents arrest dozens in gang sweep where members of the Black P Stone Bloods gang were operating a South L.A. cellphone store, selling crack cocaine over the counter. [ LATimes ] A year ago, Arnold Schwarzenegger made a $65,000 down payment on mistress and ex-housekeeper Mildred “Patty” Baena’s $268,000 Bakersfield home
Another day, another SoCal weed bust: cops seize over 700 weed plants from an upscale home in which every room was being used to grow “high-end marijuana” [ KTLA ] It’s probably a good idea to sign up for L.A.
He may be down and out, but this man spotted near the 405 has not lost his spark. Based on this photo alone, I already know he has a better sense of humor than most