Work Out Video, Tan, Laundry…

via guestofaguest.com : Are you in shape for the season premiere of Jersey Shore 2? Don't fret, MTV figured out yet again how to capitalize on the fame hungry cast by producing a work out video. Yes, you too can create your own “situation”! Just be sure to break up reps with tanning and the laundry.

"I don’t give a shit man. I’ve done so many photoshoots and they’re pretty much all the same. I go in there, do my thing, take my shirt off, get…

-”Jersey Shore's” Vinny Guadagnino on being featured on the cover of Village Voice 's Queer Issue Everyone's so concerned about about how the “Jersey Shore” guidos feel about being duped into posing for the cover of the Village Voice 's Queer Issue.  But what about the gay community? How do you think they all feel about having a trio of fist-pumping neanderthals as the cover boys of their representative issue

"Jersey Shore" Guidos Tricked Into Being Queer Cover Boys

via guestofaguest.com : When the boys of “Jersey Shore” posed shirtless and greased up for a Village Voice cover shoot, they had no idea it was for the magazine's Queer Issue.  And lucky for them, the momentous edition hit newsstands just in time for NYC's Gay Parade… MORE> >

Eavesdropping In: Daniel Radcliffe Has Not Caught Bieber Fever; Guidos Are "Queer Issue" Cover Boys; Mel Gibson Owes $200k In Construction;…

Daniel Radcliffe thought Justin Bieber was a woman. HA! [ Popeater ] “Jersey Shore” boys on cover of Village Voice' s “Queer Issue” [ NYPost ] Mel Gibson and his estranged wife have been stiffing construction bills [ TMZ ] DA opens inquiry into Villaraigosa's “ticketgate” scandal [ KTLA ] CNN gave Eliot Spitzer a show?

Eavesdropping In: Get Ready For The Situation’s Rap Song; Kim & Christina Now BFFs; Dude Busted For Trying To Trade Weed On Craigslist; Lakers…

Brace yourselves, The Situation makes his rap debut this week [ TMZ ] Kim Kardashian and Christina Aguilera are new BFFs [ NYPost ] AZ idiot posts Craigslist ad to trade weed for an iPad [ HuffPost ] Celtics beat Lakers in Game 5, only one win away from championship [ LATimes ] Stop traffic: Brad Pitt finally trimmed that bushy beard [ Popeater ]

"I was hoping she would know who I was, but I don’t think so… I said, ‘Hi, I’m Snooki, I’m a really big fan and you are gorgeous.’ She said,…

It's kind of sweet that Snooki didn't think Jennifer Aniston knew who she was when she met the actress at the MTV launch party at Trousdale on Monday night, but she's dead wrong.  Unless Jennifer Aniston has been living on Neptune for the last six months, she 100% knows who Snooki is. My grandparents know who Snooki is! And I'm sure Jen's do too.

You Could Be A TV Restaurant Reviewer!

OMG, you guys. Your dreams of being the next Anthony Bourdain could finally come true and you could be the star of a restaurant review reality show just by responding to this Craigslist ad ! As we've learned repeatedly from such gems as ” Daisy of Love ,” ” Breaking Bonaduce ,” and “Jersey Shore ,” any idiot can be on a reality show, so why can't you? The ad states that L.A

Eavesdropping In: The Guidos And Guidettes Get Bodyguards; Will Forte Gets Naked With Celery; Applesauce Scuffle With TSA At Burbank; Jon Lovitz Will…

Unfortunately, we probably won't be seeing too many belligerent brawls or Snooki getting socked in the face by dudes on the next season of “Jersey Shore” since the cast will have 7-10 police officers assigned to them during production 24/7 [ TMZ ] Jorma Taccone, the director of MacGruber , has been going around showing everyone a photo of a naked Will Forte taken on set during a nude scene involving a piece of celery… Normal. [ NYPost ] A woman is being fined $2,500 and faces up to $10,000 in civil penalties as a result of a tussle she had with TSA agents at Burbank Airport; when they tried to take away her elderly mother's applesauce, cheese, and milk, things got physical

"Jersey Shore" Style Makeovers For "Archie & Friends"

via guestofaguest.com : The cultural phenomenon that is “Jersey Shore” swept the nation, inspiring copycat shows, “Jersey Shore” themed parties, vernacular, and numerous spin-offs. Now it's even reached the world of classic comics.  So how do we feel about the Jerzification of ‘Archie & Friends'?

Eavesdropping In: Heather Locklear Needs To Stay Off The Road, Kobe’s Maid Settles Over Dog Poop, Pinkberry Closes, Courtroom Drama Over Bristol…

Heather Locklear should not be allowed behind the wheel [ HuffingtonPost ] Kobe and Vanessa settle the dog poop case with their former maid [ TMZ ] Does MTV really think they can find guidos and guidettes more outrageous than the “Jersey Shore” cast to replace them? [ NYP ] WeHo's Pinkberry, the first of all the many locations, stops serving… to become a Support Center?