You could get pregnant two months from now, have the baby, and then it would be Coachella 2013 . Just to put it in perspective, that’s how much your life could change between now and then
Well, I guess we shouldn’t be surprised by this, given Goldenvoice ‘s clear intent to make Coachella 2013 a topic of discussion every week between now and next April, but I guess this is still a big deal: it appears that we already have the lineup for next year’s Coachella. Sure, I can see how you might be skeptical, given that it comes to us via noted less-than-serious website Funny or Die , but take a moment to read it over after the jump.
Despite the fact that a good many out there are still paying off the costs to both their bank account and brain cell count of attending Coachella this year , we learned Monday that Goldenvoice very simply does not care . It hasn’t even been a full month since this year’s two-week desert music fest, but the unbelievably premature presale for Coachella 2013 tickets begins this morning .
THIS JUST IN… as promised , Coachella made the big mystery announcement they teased on Friday with an intentionally vague Tweet and Instagram prompting us all to wait with baited breath for some big news at 10am PST Monday morning
Goldenvoice is really not giving us the time and space we all need to collect ourselves and recover in between Coachellas .
You didn’t think we were going to let the absolute pinnacle of mank bro season go without an in-depth look at the many proudly on display at Coachella , did you?
We know we’re the wrong people to be delivering this message, but it’s rapidly approaching the time that we’re all going to have to let Coachella go. You can continue to treasure your experiences, but after a week or two nobody really wants to hear your story about how your Ecstasy trip peaked at the top of the Ferris wheel right when Gotye hit that high note.
GofG L.A.’s favorite brash, hell-raising infant was back in full effect for Weekend 1 of Coachella. Much like his coverage of Sundance , Party Baby staked out this action-packed weekend and all of its wonders, from the festival to the parties and beyond, documenting his debaucherous journey throughout his very first Coachella experience
In case you don’t have time in the day to read US Magazine (what are you, employed?), you might not realize that stars are just like us, but they are! They go grocery shopping, most of them know how to read, and they even round up their friends to hit up Coachella , as we know from our Weekend 1 Celebrity Sightings . And it didn’t stop for Weekend 2, as Hollywood stars faced down the triple-digit desert heat and turned out in droves.
Go HERE and HERE for more photos from Desiree Ann and Diana Zuluaga and tag yourself and your friends! How does one say goodbye to Coachella ?