James Franco is not a porn star. Honest mistake, given the porno ‘stache he’s been seen sporting on occasion, plus the fact that he’s basically tried every other artistic career possible. Really, it would seem like only a matter of time before he busted out with some sort of high-minded, porn-as-art skin flick that would make the Cremaster Cycle look like VeggieTales. But as the non-ape half of Rise of the Planet of the Apes told Conan last night, he did experiment once with a little amateur, um, filmmaking, with decidedly mixed results.
Another Lindsay Lohan court appearance, this time for a positive alcohol test that the Probation Department felt was in violation of her house arrest probation, means many things: for the media, another chance to fuel up the helicopter to film her driving home , for Jay Leno, three more nights of hacky, stale material. And for us, a chance to examine what we know is really the most important part of all of this: her courtroom outfits. Because as we all know, Lindsay’s success or failure in court completely depends on outfit quality
What’s the best way to get people interested in a bottomed-out acting career? You could study with masters of your craft, do some cerebral theater roles and- haha, just kidding! This is L.A. If you want attention, drunk-drive into multiple parked cars, flee the scene, get arrested, and then kick the cops and escape from the police station! That’s what Estella Warren , “star” of yesteryear megahits got up to last night
Oh yes, that so IS Raven Symone on the left. The child-turned-adult actress showed off her new, much trimmer, figure this weekend on the red carpet and the catwalk at the 18th Annual Race to Erase MS event in Century City. And she is looking sooo raven! But wait..
Are you following the wild adventures of Charlie Sheen ? Well here’s the latest: he’s currently holed up in the Bahamas with two floozies and today called into “The Alex Jones Radio Show” to unleash the cray cray , covering such topics as Apocalypse Now , Chuck Lorre, his new tattoo, Vatican assassins, a comparison of himself to an F-18 pilot, and he had this to say about Thomas Jefferson: “he was a pussy.” The nonsensical tirade was like a coked-out tour through the batshit dimension of crazy that probably only Charlie Sheen is privy to, but we’d like to shed a little light on his thoughts about Alcoholics Anonymous
Today just wouldn’t feel right without at least one Lindsay Lohan courtroom-chic ensemble. This morning she appeared at her preliminary hearing on felony grand theft charges for that stupid necklace where the judge just told her jail time will most definitely be part of her sentence if she accepts a plea bargain.
This morning I woke up to a news story circulating the wires about Lady Gaga enlightening us on something she calls her 'drunk diet': “I live my life as I want to, and creatively.
A true Hollywood anomaly, he may be the only child-turned-adult star in the history of stage moms who has been able to achieve even more fame in his later career and remain on a path to success uninterrupted by 24-hour Vegas marriages, sex tapes, DUIs, rehab, or even so much as a harmless
Earlier today, we reported 77-year-old Larry King prowling Trousdale, perhaps in search of a young hipster maiden to line up as the latest edition of Mrs. Larry King.