Twitteriffic Tweets: Megan Fox Is Getting Her Eyebrows Did In Beverly Hills

@DamoneRoberts DRBH: The GORGEOUS Megan Fox is in the house! 25 minutes ago via web – @stephaniepratt Ugh now everyone is gona start farting around me! I'm gona kill u! Lol @ mikewalzman 7 minutes ago via UberTwitter @bjpandabear I already fucked up I need a martini RT @ jujuSorelli : Little toughts for @ bjpandabear and @ jilliankate final exams today! go gurlz!!!! 5 minutes ago via Echofon @rainnwilson ‘Mad Men' has inspired me to learn more about debauchery and self-loathing. about 1 hour ago via web

Twitteriffic Tweets: Monday Inspiration

@spencerpratt KingSpencer.com will premiere my first crystal enlightenment show hosted by your favorite hippie/famewhore Spencer Pratt. Setting up me set.

Twitteriffic Tweets: Jailhouse Fashion Woes, Crepes & Guacamole

@LindsayInJail FML the pink jumpsuit that Ali smuggled me just got confiscated. Don't they understand?

Twitteriffic Tweets: Tonight’s Plans, The Little Mermaid, & Traffic

@steveaoki LA UPDATE! @ Dimmakevents tuesday at Cinespace tonight.. Chiddy Bang, The Pack and more.

Twitteriffic Tweets: Afternoon Outings & Laker Love

@samantharonson Hey guys! Wanna know what streets to steer clear of headed east in LA? All of them

Twitteriffic Tweets: On Cowboys, Parking Tickets & Disneyland Food

@tylershields Dairy queen on I 40 shooting cowboys and soda machines 2 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone – @obeygiant The Cobra Shop x LA http://goo.gl/fb/EqxsQ #obeygiant 35 minutes ago via Google – @coketweet When paying for parking tickets, I like to make the checks out to the Department of Taxpayer Sodomy. about 2 hours ago via web – @PerezHilton RT! #LosAngeles Oil Spill Vigil! June 8th, 7 PM.

Twitteriffic Tweets: Perverts & #RipGaryColeman

@HarMarSuperstar Oh my god. Just realized that Los Feliz 3 is doing Mommy and Me screenings of Macgruber

Twitteriffic Tweets: Jessica Alba’s Birthday Was A Hit & Malibu Is Freezing

@samantharonson This pepto pill is fully lodged somewhere between my throat and my ribs. #followdirectionsnexttime 17 minutes ago via Twittelator – @peaches_g Get to Malibu beach, its FREEZING, grey, windy and surrounded by fake boobed blondes with their guido boyfriends.

Twitteriffic Tweets: On VIP Public Bathrooms, Secret Meetings, Lost Faith, Ice Cream, & Kristin Cavallari’s Drunken Brawls

@samantharonson Whenever I hear the phrase “strength in numbers” my brain automatically goes to 1 of 2 things. 1. macy's parade 2

Twitteriffic Tweets: On Custom Horns, Sleeve Lengths, Nate ‘N Al’s, Morning Meetings At E!, And Creepy Jewelry Ads

@DavidKatzenberg RT @ jacobsoboroff : Spotted: @ davidkatzenberg & @ sethgs enjoying some Nate N Al sandwiches. Fancy seeing Jew there. about 2 hours ago via UberTwitter – @coketweet What kind of grown-ass man has a custom car horn that blasts La Cucaracha?! Please do the rest of us a favor and get shot in a drive by